Matt's Datebook for the week of May 25 2011

The Depot Cabana bar and grill, which is the only gay bar in Fort Lauderdale that offers a pool turns Wednesdays into “Wild Wednesdays” with Karaoke from 7-11 p.m. and $4 rum runners, which will give you enough courage to get up there and do your best Aeorsmith cover you can muster. With over 100,000 songs to choose from, you’re sure to find a ballad to serenade your embarrassed date with, or unleash your disdain for your douchebag ex boyfriend angst with “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette. The Depot also carries an appetizing menu from pasta to sandwiches. If karaoke isn’t your thing, jump in the pool, or show off your other skills with either pool or darts.

Have you heard Katy Perry’s mother released a “tell-all” book opening up about her daughter’s path in her music career and how it affected her and the family’s Christian beliefs? Katy Perry started out as aspiring Contemporary Christian musician, Katie Hudson, but decided it would be better if she changed her name since it sounded too close to actress Kate Hudson. Mommy wasn’t too pleased to hear how her daughter, “Kissed and girl and liked it,” or how she constantly begs the boys to show her their “Peacock, cock, cock.” The Christians might not have any love for Katy Perry, but South Florida sure as hell does! She will be at the Bank Atlantic Center on June 11. Hurry while tickets are still available.

Sure, the midgets are gone but that doesn’t mean there’s nothing to do at Johnny’s Bar. Saturdays are home to “One Saturdays” at Johnny’s where anyone, gay, straight, bi, or transgender can come and have a blast. Is your boyfriend or girlfriend bisexual? Take him to one side for fifteen minutes and if he gets bored, switch rooms. One side of the club holds the delicious male dancers and on the other side accommodates the hot and fierce female dancers. Maybe you are on the prowl for a new faghag best girl friend? Johnny’s female dancers are the cream of the crop and you would be lucky if they asked you to party with them after work should remember to tip them since they are actually working. I’ll see you there on Saturday and stay away from the blonde one, she’s mine! ;) jk.

Till next week,


Broward Center
201 Southwest 5th Avenue
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33312
(954) 462-0222

May 26    Adultery and Other Bad Ideas
June 7-19    *Save the Date* Hair

Miniaci Performing Arts Center
3100 Ray Ferraro Jr Blvd
Davie, FL 33314
(954) 262-5480
June 11    South Florida JAZZ Presents KURT ELLING

Adrienne Arsht Center
1300 Biscayne Boulevard
Miami, Florida 33132
(305) 949-6722
May 31-June 5    *Save the Date* Hair

Kravis Center for the Performing Arts
State Road 710
West Palm Beach, Florida 33404
(561) 833-8300
May 28    Bill Maher
June 3 & 4    *Save the Date* RAIN – A Tribute to the Beatles

Bank Atlantic Center
1 Panther Pkwy
Sunrise, FL 33323
(954) 835-8000
June 11    Katy Perry

Hard Rock Live!
1 Seminole Way,
Hollywood, FL 33314
(954) 797-5531
May 26    Marily Mccoo & Billy Davis Jr.
June 3    Trace Adkins at Big Cypress Seminole Reservation
June 8    ZZ Top
June 11    Joel McHale
June 22    Lionel Richie

Cruzan Amphitheatre
601 Sansburys Way #7
West Palm Beach, FL 33411
(561) 795-8883
June 15    Def Leppard with Very Special Guest: Heart

Special Events
May 25    MDGLCC Women’s Empowerment Luncheon
June 19    Stonewall Pride Festival

Miami International Speedway
May 26-28    Richard Petty Driving Experience
May 29    Radio Controlled Flying Club
May 29-30    Ride & Drive

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