There’s never a dull moment in Fort Lauderdale.

During Tuesday evening’s commission meeting, a local dominatrix spoke during public comments to suggest setting aside $250,000 from the city’s nearly $1 million contract with Waste Management to go towards a dungeon.

Dressed in sky-high heels, a full leather bodysuit, and a leather mask that only had an opening for her red-hued lips and a long blonde braid, “Mistress” was joined by two other women in similar attire.

“I do find it interesting that you will spend almost $1 million to hide your secrets down the drain, hiding that condom I know you use to cheat on your spouse with, so I propose that you use a quarter of that [million] to support doms and subs in Broward County — to build a dungeon created for us by us, the taxpayers and voting citizens,” she said.

“In closing, do not let this glamorous look distract you from doing your duty to take my demand. I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you at the new esteemed dungeon. You are dismissed.”

As she walked away from the podium, Mayor Dean Trantalis thanked her for her time and wished her a happy holiday.

“Do any other districts have a dungeon?” asked Commissioner Steve Glassman.

The commission voted to pass the motion — but without earmarking money for a dungeon. We’ll be at Ramrod and The Eagle in the meantime.