Eating a lot of chicken nuggets may not be good for your health, but it can turn you gay?

A 56-page “study” by Rita Strakosha claims that nuggets and other fatty food can change a person’s sexual preference. Strakosha said she has “M.P.S. degree in Clinical Psychology from Albanian University,” and self-published the work as an ebook on Amazon.

“Homosexuals… [often eat] large amounts of high glycemic index foods and fat, or eating an imbalanced diet, leaning toward carbohydrates,” Strakosha wrote in the study. “Some studies show an increased rate of obesity among homosexuals.”

The study also attempts to link a large consumption of alcohol and a lack of sleep with homosexuality. Strakosha claims that a healthy diet and plenty of sleep can help people “cure” homosexuality.

On top of diet, the study claims that masturbation at certain times of the year can make a person become more homosexual. The paper points to an old Chinese spiritualist who says a man should let himself ejaculate once every three days in spring, but only once every two months in the summer and fall.

“During the cold of winter, a man should preserve his semen and avoid ejaculation altogether,” Strakosha wrote. “One ejaculation in winter is one hundred times more harmful than an ejaculation in the spring.”