Forget Grindr. There’s a new way to get your hands dirty with the man of your dreams.

The Hot Dudes Coloring Book by D.C. Taylor (Berkley Trade Paperback Original; $9.99)  is definitely not for kids, with sixty heart-throbbing men from every trope from cowboys to sailors just waiting for you to unleash your imagination upon their rippling figures. Each page comes supplied with a tantalizing one-liner, just in case your mind isn’t already traveling South fast enough.

But hold up. Why would a full-grown man like yourself be interested in wasting his time or tools on anything but the real deal?

Well, the past few years have seen an interesting trend – that is, a rise in the popularity of adult coloring books. Not only does coloring provide a stress-free way to distract yourself from the tirade of similarly-clad men waiting for you in the next room, it can be a marvelous (and now very sexy) way to pass the time as you wait for the sun to go down.

While the paper isn’t quite as thick as you might hope as you release your aggression onto the pages, the paper has a very smooth grain, allowing you to use any dry medium your heart desires to add some ‘extra’ details that are surely lacking.

If not for yourself, the Hot Dudes Coloring Book would make an excellent gift to a friend, who could perhaps use a little more beefcake in his diet. For only $9.99 on, you’ll certainly get your money’s worth.

Take it from me, an expert in the arts… if you know what I mean.

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