12 Slogans for Orientation!

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If we could choose what we were, how would the marketing for the choice look?

On Monday, Nov. 18, Reddit user SerbuSauce asked the community: “If sexual orientation was a choice, what would be some of the recruitment slogans for each side?”

Simple enough question, right? Well, wait til you see the answers.

Questions and answers on these forums are voted on by the users, showing the most popular comments (answers to the questions above) on a forum further up the page.

Here are our favorite slogans , what are yours?

1. Slogan: You don't need to show us where it is.

Orientation: Lesbian

From user cherry_limeade

2. Slogan: From the makers of children. Try VAGINA!

Orientation: Straight

From user Amish_Grinder

3. Slogan: Any Hole is a Goal!

Orientation: Bisexual

From user MrHarding

4. Slogan: Share your clothes, spare your holes.

Orientation: Lesbian

From user echatoner

5. Slogan: Fuck relationships. But not literally.

Orientation: Asexual

From user xamthe3rd

6. Slogan: Les is more!

Orientation: Lesbian

From user ReferencesCartoons

7. Slogan: because you're worth it.

Orientation: Autosexual

From user bunfoo

8. Slogan: Straight is great

Find a mate and procreate!

Orientation: Straight

From user zipzap21

9. Slogan: Let's pop open a cold one.

Orientation: Necrophiliac

From user Urgullibl

10. Slogan: No need for lube, and two more boobs!

Orientation: Lesbian

From user CMontgomeryBlerns

11. Slogan: Straight: The White male of sexual orientation.

Orientation: Straight

From user StewieBanana

12. Slogan: We won't get mad when you want anal.

Orientation: Gay

From user themaxx2001