If we could choose what we were, how would the marketing for the choice look?
On Monday, Nov. 18, Reddit user SerbuSauce asked the community: “If sexual orientation was a choice, what would be some of the recruitment slogans for each side?”
Simple enough question, right? Well, wait til you see the answers.
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Here are our favorite slogans , what are yours?
1. Slogan: You don't need to show us where it is.
From user cherry_limeade
2. Slogan: From the makers of children. Try VAGINA!
From user Amish_Grinder
3. Slogan: Any Hole is a Goal!
From user MrHarding
4. Slogan: Share your clothes, spare your holes.
From user echatoner
5. Slogan: Fuck relationships. But not literally.
From user xamthe3rd
6. Slogan: Les is more!
From user ReferencesCartoons
7. Slogan: because you're worth it.
From user bunfoo
8. Slogan: Straight is great
Find a mate and procreate!
From user zipzap21
9. Slogan: Let's pop open a cold one.
From user Urgullibl
10. Slogan: No need for lube, and two more boobs!
From user CMontgomeryBlerns
11. Slogan: Straight: The White male of sexual orientation.
From user StewieBanana
12. Slogan: We won't get mad when you want anal.
From user themaxx2001